Show me the way to the next sushi bar. Oh, don't ask why. Oh, don't ask why. I tried sushimi while in Vegas. I didn't order it directly, I tried somebody else's. Not to be unsophisticated or anything, but blech! I also tried sake. Also, blech. I'm home now, and ever so happy to be here. I got in at 1:30 a.m. Stayed up 'til like 3. Woke up and had breakfast with Uncle Johnny. Glad to be home. I missed the feta cheese and spinach and tomato omlette at Metro 29. I missed Alice the Cat (I've renamed her "Alice." Don't ask.) I missed having my own computer. I missed not having to wear a tie every day. Now that I'm home, I can start telling everyone to read Michael Moore's Stupid White Men. Every American should read this fabulous book. Yes, that means you. And now, to go recover from Vegas.