The Bellagio has perfected elevator muzik. When you step onto the elevator, there is no music playing. Then, once the elevator car begins its descent, music starts to play. It is always a different genre; sometimes it plays show tunes, sometime Sinatra, sometimes Baroque. It's little details like this that makes a week's stay at this place interesting and pleasant. From my room, I can see the fountain waters dance. The water streams, I've heard, are directed by little explosions at the pool bottom. You can turn on the television in your room to a particular channel and listen to music the water dance is coordinated to. I actually stood at my window a few nights ago and watched the waters dance to Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On." And it was actually pretty cool. Our convention has been successful. My program with the author G.D. Gearino went over very well. I'm going to write Dan a big thank you note when I get home. "Dear Dan," it will read, "thank you for making me look good." I'm ready to go home now. Unfortunately, the convention schedule disagrees with me. I have one more day.