If It Wasn't For My Horse... Have you ever actually read the evacuation instructions on the Metro? This is the first sentence you read: "Leave wheelchairs, stroller, bicycles, or other bulky items on train." ::pausing. pausing. pausing.:: LEAVE WHEELCHAIRS?! What am I supposed to do if I'm in a wheelchair and the subway train is evacuated? Crawl off like a seal? And, notice, if you will, that those items are not listed in alphabetical order, so I assume that there is some sort of priority system involved here. First, leave the wheelchairs. Then, the strollers, and then, the bicycles. Screw the handicapped first, then the babies, and then, only then, should the fully able-bodied cyclists lose their stuff. W.T.F.?